Thursday, February 3, 2011

Bad bloody luck

I have given blood exactly once in my lifetime.  My current total for giving attempts?  Four.  This is getting ridiculous.  I've now been denied three times for too-low iron levels.  The first time it happened, I thought it was because of a defect in the machine because nearly everyone who came out of that one booth was sent away for being iron-deficient.  Therefore, I went back the second time fully confident that I would be accepted.  Epic fail.  I then became aware that I actually did have an iron problem.  So in preparation for the blood drive held at the local high school on February 1st, I ate spinach and raisins for a week and took a daily women's vitamin and thought I was in for sure.  No such luck.  I had the exact same iron content level.  An 11.9, and I need a 12.5.

Okay, look.  I understand that I'm a pre-menopausal female and that my mom also has problems with her iron levels, but seriously.  I ATE FRIGGIN' SPINACH FOR WEEK.  I would have been happier even if I was still denied but my levels had gone up a bit.  At least that shows that something happened.  But no...11.9.  I hate that number.  I wanna slash its tires, or TP its house.  I would think that I'm anemic except for the fact that I'm relatively healthy otherwise.  Probably just genetics and the American Red Cross acting against me.  Or a government conspiracy.  Either way, nobody's getting my blood.

Which is B+, by the way.  The irony does not elude me.

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