Proof of my overwhelming intelligence

This is a home video of me as a toddler. Er, named Charlie:
 

Not really. I lied. But she actually does look like me a fair bit and, let's face it, I could have done that as a two-year-old. Definitely. For sure.

I cannot even begin to imagine the amount of time this girl's parents put into helping her memorize all these facts. I mean, clearly she's got a Titanic-sized boatload of brain power to start with, but I don't think she inherently knew that "Ronald Reagan says, 'Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!'" I do hope they have enough money to pay for college, otherwise her brain cells might start randomly colliding and/or combusting out of sheer boredom....